lookin for a hot guy to rub aloe on my back
<3 internet bffs
an actual tweet from catholicnun: patrick swayze from ghost was so attractive omfg now hes so wrinkley and old :’(
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
sunglasses and advil last night was mad real
shut up i cannot emphasize that enough
yo [[MORE]]WE WON THE NEW ENGLAND CLASS B CHAMPIONSHIPS it was the most horrifying experience of my life we were up 1 in the last inning there was a runner on 3rd and there was a dropped 3rd and the runner got home and so the it was tied and we came back and there was 2 outs and we were all about to cry bc we thought we were gonna lose and the other team’s pitcher decided not to...
pissed off n listening to the justin bieber christmas album
im happy i think
(((((theres a block feature on tumblr for a reason))))
my phone smells like chipotle and i cant stop sniffing it im probably on drugs
dont try me mormondad
you drove an hour and a half to hook up with an ugly girl from the internet
you dont need to have any meaning behind a tattoo do whatever the fuck you want with your body i want to punch people who give a shit about what other people do to their own bodies
Anonymous asked: DID U WATCH THE OFFICE fINALE
we’re reading bartleby the scrivener in english class and i cant stop thinking about how its like a mid-19th century version of the office